{"id":103,"date":"2006-07-21T21:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-22T05:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2006-07-21T21:17:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-22T05:17:00","slug":"ybf-calling-jacquidearest-just-bite-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"YBF calling Jacqui&#8230;.dearest JUST BITE ME! ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font>BEST:<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><br \/>\n1. Male friend:<\/span> none that i know of&#8230;:) no one fits the description \ud83d\ude09 kidding<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Female friend:<\/span> fufuwa, doonz<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Vacation:<\/span> Malaysia, let&#8217;s just say the camera caught all the never to miss moments, my mama sliding on the ice, taking me down as well, my 2 older sisters wanting a tan so they sat in the sun, we put on sunscreen and went swimming and came out tanned&#8230;and them sun burned&#8230;lol i remember the joy in seeing Jackie peel off her skin and sigh over the horror and such of burning from the sun&#8230; humph butterfly farm(seriously there&#8217;s such a thing)&#8230;we not only saw butterflies but reptile creatures as well, my first sip of lemon or was it green tea it was so bitter and disturbing&#8230; and how can i miss my Jackie&#8217;s frog incident experience if it wasn&#8217;t for me and my masterful abilities at playing pranks she would have never met her soul mate that frog ;)&#8230;i&#8217;m hoping the trip to Dubai with my mama and sister&#8217;s will be another blast as well :p jetting off on sunday \ud83d\ude09 i&#8217;ll miss you guys<\/p>\n<p>WORST:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\">1. Time of day:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\"> morning sometimes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\">2. Day of the week:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\"> sunday<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\">3. Color crayon:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(153, 153, 255);\"> white&#8230;poor excuse for profits&#8230;the damn thing doesn&#8217;t even color properly!! hehehe even on black paper it comes out grey&#8230;.call it the new shade of grey<\/span><\/p>\n<p>LAST:<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Person you talked to that goes\/went to your school:<\/span> most are traveling, so i shall say my younger sister &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cheersdarling.com\/\">cheers darling<\/a>&#8216; at times i think we are twins&#8230;our thoughts are the same but hell got to admit she is a genius i&#8217;m not, she&#8217;s mashallah a talented graphic designer&#8230;just look at her blog&#8230;all her stuff is rocking beautiful and thanks to her my header is lovely made by her&#8230;and she;s younger (15) but looks older than me&#8230; i lurve her and she&#8217;s also the sister who i can joke like hell around with&#8230;our relationship is filled with laughs, her lame jokes and mine as well&#8230;.but hell we always giggle whether its funny or not \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Talked to on the phone<\/span>: doonz my best friend<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Text:<\/span> i hate using mobiles, only when needed and so &#8230;no text message&#8230; probably cuz i take a hell of a time trying to type the message ;(&#8230;currently my mobile is being used by jacqui when she runs out of credit&#8230;let&#8217;s just say before i gave it to her my papa used to pay 100 fils per month for me calls&#8230;i just dont like using it&#8230;thats just my prerogative \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. Person who Instant Messaged:<\/span> fa6oom<\/p>\n<p>TODAY:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">1. What are you doing now:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\"> nothin this moment but in a bit i shall pack pack pack&#8230;.time is going by so fast i need to get ready for take-off and also i have to register for that TOEFL test argh before i leave&#8230;;(<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">2. Wearing:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\"> Pink Tank, part of me pajamas<\/span><\/p>\n<p>TOMORROW:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Is<\/span>: a new day i wish it rains but hell all we have here is dust, dust, and some more dust!<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Got any plans:<\/span> see what i forgot to pack&#8230;video camera is a must not to forget&#8230;i cant wait to videotape our falls on the ice..my baby sister lulu&#8217;s first trip ;)..i hope the airplane ride is peaceful and she adjusts well to it<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Goal<\/span>: relax and plot the terror to come<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. Dislikes about tomorrow:<\/span> everything and then nothing \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>FAVORITE:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\">1. Number:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\"> 3 and 17<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\">2. Song:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\"> abduallah ruwaished-wainy;damien rice-volcano;the fray-how to save a life; nawal-enta 6ayeb ?&#8230;do you get the hint i have sooo many favorites hard to name one only ;P<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\">3. Color:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 204, 204);\"> black, white, purple<\/span><\/p>\n<p>CURRENTLY:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Missing Someone:<\/span> yes ;(<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Mood:<\/span> in between emotions<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Wanting:<\/span> chocolate fudge brownies and ice-cream<\/p>\n<p>TRUE\/FALSE:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am a cuddler:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am a morning person: <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">sometimes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am a perfectionist:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> always true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am an only child<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: nope false&#8230;number 3 out of 5 sisters<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am currently in my pajamas<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am currently pregnant<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: hahahha&#8230;.let me get over laughing..false<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am currently suffering from a broken heart<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: not that i know of!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am left handed<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: i wish&#8230;i&#8217;m a right-handed person all my family is except mama she&#8217;s a lefty.<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am addicted to Blogging:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> guilty as charged<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am online 24\/7:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> nope<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I am very shy around the opposite gender:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> not always<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I can be paranoid at times<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">:the story of my everyday life&#8230;true at times<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I currently have a crush on someone<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: yes i sadly do ;(<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I currently regret something that I have done<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I enjoy country music:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> false but sometimes true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I enjoy smoothies: <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I enjoy talking on the phone: <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">true<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I have a hard time paying attention at school\/work:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> false but true when i&#8217;m functioning on less than 2 hours of sleep<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I have a hidden talent<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: true *wink wink* many you dont know of and never will<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I have a lot to learn<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">: yes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\">I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal:<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(0, 204, 204);\"> how did you know ;)lol<\/span><\/p>\n<p>ANGER<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Are you currently mad at someone?<\/span> not that i recall, but i think so<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Which of your friends has the worst temper?<\/span> none<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?<\/span> yes, pillows, toys&#8230;:)<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. Ever had something thrown at you?<\/span> yes \ud83d\ude09 when we are in our sisterly fights<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">5. When you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell and scream?<\/span> attack my target \ud83d\ude09 no just kidding but i ignore it let it build up in and then scream and feel relieved \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>EXCITEMENT<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">1. Has anyone ever thrown you a surprise party for you? <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">no, but i will act suprised if you threw me one hint hint my birthday is in feburary the 8th \ud83d\ude09<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">2. Are you easily excited?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\"> yes<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">3. What are you most excited about?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\"> graduating seeing my parents face light up with joy and starting the next phase in my life (independent and attending university)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">4. If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\"> papa and mama your going on a vacation for life! \ud83d\ude42 dear sisters&#8230;.let&#8217;s go backpacking through europe&#8230;.rest of the family what have you always wanted&#8230;is now yours \ud83d\ude09<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\">5. If you could have anything right now what would it be?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 102);\"> you.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>SELF-DISCOVERY<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Name:<\/span> dana aka dandoona<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Where were you born?<\/span> kuwait, hospital name i dont remember i was busy coming into the world at 3 am&#8230;<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s your main goal in life?<\/span> have world peace is a no no&#8230;since it never happens so i shall say show &#8216;you&#8217; how life is loving and hope is everlasting and happiness is always within your grasp&#8230;.and work hard to achieve my masterplan&#8230;taking over the world ;)&#8230;and live the artful life ;P<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. How do you want to die?<\/span> painless<\/p>\n<p>OPINIONS<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\">1. Sex before marriage?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\"> no comment<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\">2. Gay Marriage?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\"> no comment<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\">3. Lower the Drinking age?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\"> no comment<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\">4. Recycling?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(255, 204, 51);\"> yes<\/span><\/p>\n<p>DREAMS<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. What was your latest dream?<\/span> something blissful and exciting<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Have any of your dreams come true?<\/span> yes<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. What was the weirdest dream you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever had?<\/span> lots of weird ones&#8230;but i shall change it to scariest dream&#8230;of that black cat who chased me around the house clawing my skin, i woke up with a few bruises and scratches odd and spokey&#8230;.this dream was when i was age 6&#8230;talk about a nightmare &#8230;a weird dream would be that of when apparently i won a hell lot of money&#8230;does that mean future is $$$ ;P<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">1. Straight, Gay, Bi? <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">straight<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">2. Do you have a bf\/gf?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\"> no<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">3. Do you have a crush? <\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(102, 102, 204);\">yes<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">How many beds did you lay in yesterday?<\/span> mine so one<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What color shirt are you wearing?<\/span> pink not my favorite color but who gives..<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Name one thing that you do everyday?<\/span> smile<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What color are your walls?<\/span> white<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">How much cash do you have on you right now? <\/span>wallet not near me so none<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wait till\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6?<\/span>sunday when i&#8217;m off to dubai for a week<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">When was the last time you saw your dad?<\/span> just awhile ago<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What did you have for dinner last night?<\/span> i slept early 6pm so had no dinner but then made myself a sandwich when i woke up at 2 am<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from someone?<\/span> shirt from jacqui my oldest sister who loves me dearly but i hate her for tagging me argh.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?<\/span> hotmail, gmail, deviant art, kuwait blogs, my blog,<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Does anything hurt on your body right now?<\/span> my back this calls for the need to excerise more \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>HAVE YOU EVER:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">1. Have you ever failed a class?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> a test yes but class no, biology i got a D+ on the first test but end of the quarter baby i worked my grade up to an A-..let&#8217;s just say when you set your mind on something and work hard&#8230;it freakin pays off \ud83d\ude09<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">2. Have you ever sung in front of a crowd?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> no i have no singing voice but i guess these days you dont need a voice, just bare some flesh and your cd&#8217;s are bought!<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">3. Have you ever not taken a shower for 3 days?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> nope i love to be fresh, clean, and showers also help change the mood your in..:)<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">4. Have you ever slept with a night light?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> last night when i was too lazy to get up and close the night lamp after reading&#8230;.the bed was too cozy and i just fell asleep \ud83d\ude09 but usually i cant fall asleep with the lights on&#8230;it has to be dark, cold and cozy \ud83d\ude09<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">5. Have you ever danced in the rain?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> me and the rain are a love story \ud83d\ude09 so yes i have danced in the rain<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">6. Have you ever lied?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> dont we all?<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">7. Have you ever had contacts?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> nope..al hamdallah no contacts, no glasses, \ud83d\ude09<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\">8. Have you ever tripped over something stupid?<\/span><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 51, 204);\"> yes yesterday over my baby sisters toys i tell you one day i&#8217;m going to break a part of my body from her carelessness ;P but i love her sooo much that i wont give a damn \ud83d\ude1b<\/span><\/p>\n<p>PICK ONE:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">1. Samosa, Pakora, Kebab<\/span>: sambosa<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">2. Bollywood, Lollywood, Hollywood:<\/span> hollywood<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">3. Love marriage, Arranged marriage:<\/span> love marriage but what if the arranged marriage turned into a love marriage&#8230;.hmph i&#8217;m too young to think of marriage let me just think of studying and achieving \ud83d\ude09 i&#8217;ll get back to this question later on in life.<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">4. Honeymoon, no moon:<\/span> honeymoon somewhere exotic<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">5. How many kids would u like 1,2, 3+:<\/span> 2 or 3&#8230;i love children their the joy in this life<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">6. Kulfi, Ice cream:<\/span> ice-cream<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">7. Shah ruk khan, Orlando Bloom:<\/span> can you say fugly taste&#8230;no i opt for CRISTANO RONALDO -sigh- the love of my life heheh, the whole portugal soccer team, my crush, \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">8. Meenar-e-Pakistan, Eiffel Tower<\/span>: eiffel tower maybe but take me to scotland, england..and let me look at the castles and daydream&#8230;admire the beauitful architecture&#8230;just leave me in europe and i&#8217;ll find my way to paradise \ud83d\ude1b<br \/>\n<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">9. Lahore, Khi, Islambad:<\/span> tooo lazy to answer this one but if i had to i would visit them all&#8230;i love traveling and experiencing the world of diversity in everything but i hate having motion sickness on the flight to the destinations \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><font><font><font><font><font>_______________________________________________________________<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<p><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><font><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\">I tag:<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\">anyone who wants to be tagged&#8230;.i didnt want to do this tag either but oh hell that was not an option forfeiting the tag <\/span><a style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\" href=\"http:\/\/www.rubduckie.com\/blog\/\">JACQUI<\/a><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\"> i hate you but i still love you thanks i guess for the tag ;*****<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\">i&#8217;m sorry you had to read about not so intersting things bout me \ud83d\ude09<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(204, 102, 204);\">and today is day one of my blogging vacation&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..no more posts till further notice \ud83d\ude09 i love you all and i shall miss you for awhile but inshallah all goes well and i&#8217;ll be back \ud83d\ude09 on the 30th of july<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BEST: 1. 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