{"id":138,"date":"2006-10-25T18:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T02:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/?p=138"},"modified":"2006-10-25T18:07:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T02:07:00","slug":"i-grab-your-attention-with-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/?p=138","title":{"rendered":"I Grab Your Attention With This&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/3571\/2228\/1600\/Water%20Bottle%20Shot.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/3571\/2228\/320\/Water%20Bottle%20Shot.jpg\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\"><br \/>\nLet me grab your attention: Did anyone know for a fact, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rubduckie.com\/blog\/\">Jacqui<\/a> can&#8217;t open her own bottle of water, she uses me to turn her caps. I swear, she will kill me. Oh well, that&#8217;s one thing off my chest ;P<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\">Now since I got you reading&#8230;here is what&#8217;s been going on with &#8230;<\/span>  <span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\">After pleading for someone to cough at me, week by week- I have finally gotten sick. The flu has paid visit to everyone weeks ago (my siblings, my parents, everyone around and it didnt bother me) but now finally, it knocks me down. It doesnt have the deceny to even ring the door bell.<\/span>  <span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\"><\/p>\n<p>You might wonder, &#8220;why the hell do you want someone to cough at you&#8221;..this stupid girl typing, thought it was be a great sensation, the running nose, the stiff throat, the words all husky as they formulate on her tongue and the disfigured coughs. Yes, I am odd but I guess you can say satisfication has finally set, I have gotten what I asked for.<\/span>  <span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\"><\/p>\n<p>Well, I should just take things slowly, finish the work that keeps stacking up. I&#8217;m always smarter when I get sick. It&#8217;s a blessing now, I can write better&#8230;study wise ;} I have three essays for apps and I can feel the barrier breaking&#8230;I can feel the words flowing easily on word(microsoft) \ud83d\ude09 anyways, I am thankful&#8230;sick but thankful.<\/span>  <span style=\"color: rgb(51, 51, 51);\"><\/p>\n<p>leave me a comment about the spoiler&#8230;do you do something so simple for anyone&#8230;me i turn the caps, to help jacqui&#8217;s palm..she says it hurts ;p yea right<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let me grab your attention: Did anyone know for a fact, Jacqui can&#8217;t open her own bottle of water, she uses me to turn her caps. I swear, she will kill me. Oh well, that&#8217;s one thing off my chest ;P Now since I got you reading&#8230;here is what&#8217;s been going on with &#8230; After [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.puremassacre.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}